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7 definitions by Dav

 
1.
chavs are fucking pikeys, theres no 2 ways about it. they suk donky-dick and ALL should die. im a greeb and im fucking proud so fuk u u pikey arse scallies
look at me im a fucking townie
door DAV 16 juni 2004
 
2.
Wanker A person who loves to rub his/her hand up and down one's penis.
Penis The male sexual orgasm. Home of the erection, and final point of ejaculation before reaching a woman's vagina.
Vagina An erectile part of the female sex organs, most babies emerge from this after 9 months.

Jew A person of the jewish religion,
you know the ones who are circumcised.
Circumcision an operation which slits a man's foreskin, forcing it back onto the raw penis, causing wuicker ejaculation.
Ejaculation The production of sperm from a man's penis.


Well, that's a Wankjew, all of those words combined.
"Oh my god you fucking wankjew!"
"Wankjew's smell funny"
"Oi You rubbin my girl's dildo you jew? You wankjew!"
"Jews are wankers, that means they are a wankjew"
"Wankjew's selling for 10p!!"

Or in some cases

"Did he wankjew?"
In replacement for
"Did he wank you?"
door dav 28 februari 2005
 
3.
A pseudo-cuss word that can be used when "Shit" isn't appropriate.
"Holy Chiton Batman, those hooters are humungous!"
door Dav 13 augustus 2004
 
4.
Pleaseant term for female genitalia (predominantly British)
Get away from my fairy you dirty fucking perv
door Dav 23 december 2003
 
5.
The one, the only GUAG
OHH THE GUAg
door dav 17 mei 2004
 
6.
what dude1 is cookin (setting ablaze) when dude2 says "You're not cookin!", and GI Joe dude comes to the rescue, exclaiming, "PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!!"
"Don't forget your porkchop sandwiches... that I made you..."
door Dav 5 maart 2004
 
7.
SOmething that afro-americans were on there heads to accesorize with or cover there heads
I put my durag on cuz my cornrows were gettin all frizzed up
door Dav 20 februari 2004