A person who, whilst thinking they are the Alpha
Male of the group, often strutting around, being brash and cocky, is actually a complete fucktard, will end up fucking
his hand most nights, and is a general douche.
Can also be used when a "fail" is so epic that it's just irretrievable.
Guy 1: "Look at Mike, he thinks he's such
a player, he thinks those girls are lapping him up but they're laughing at him behind his back"
Guy 2: "Yeah he's such