2 definitions by Catman - 63

When a golfer shits in his pants and plays an entire round of golf in the hot sun.
Andy, why is there a huge stain on the back of your shorts did you sit in something? Oh it's no big deal I shit my pants this morning and I'm now making some Mulligan Stew.
door Catman - 63 26 april 2013
When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
door Catman - 63 28 oktober 2013

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