Eh, what can you say...shit happens.
Life is the most widespread sexually
transmitted desease, far surpassing AIDS. Life is deadly in every occurence. There
is currently no cure for life. Common side
affects are depression, love, hunger, and diarrhea.
If you feel the sudden urge
to bone a girl as most infected people do, please buy a condom
so you don't pass on the desease. Thankyou.