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7.847.846 definities sinds 1999
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When a man makes vague plans with you, with the intention of canceling if something better comes up, or he doesn't feel like putting pants on.
"He was manscheduling a date with her for Wednesday, saying he would call her that evening. He was sure to keep her from making plans of her own, while keeping an ear out for something potentially more fun".mansplaining man points man doing well sexit strategy romantic revenge
door irecracker 21 mei 2014
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BOOBIES. big boobs-( . Y . )
small boobs- (.Y.)
perky boobs- (*Y*)
etc. etc.
( . Y . )....WHOA.. those are some huge titties.
door emory tard 29 augustus 2005
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A (partially) anonymous, popular Twitter user who has nothing else going for them. Twelebs live for RTs and ":''''D"s from their followers as they tweet ignorant, sometimes funny and mostly offensive content all in the name of retaining their Tweleb status. Every Tweleb's avatar change is welcomed with dozens of "Avi appreciations" from their followers, to which they're usual reply is something like: "Wow. Humbled." They are easily recognisable by their amount of followers on Twitter (usually 5000 or more). Their Twitter names are usually their Instagram name or a name promoting the latest cool kid gathering e.g: #coolkidgathering15Oct!!!

Though many of them aren't bad people, they live pretty mediocre lives and for most being a Tweleb is probably as good as it'll ever get for them.

Examples of Twelebs:

A grown-ass man who still lives with his Mom but still hasn't gotten that Diploma that's taking him at least 5 years (and counting) to complete because he is too busy chasing "ez'weyi".

A beyond average girl who has a Tumblr, dresses like Solange, has a septum piercing, wears dark lipstick and portrays herself as a "feminist". Usually looks amazing on Instagram but in real life looks like "ubhontsi."

A flaming gay man who lives for Beyonce. His mouth is either full of opinion or full of your boyfriend.
Basic girl 1: "Whooooo Choza, did you see @_____ tweet about going to #coolkidgathering15Oct?"

Basic girl 2: "Yes chom! I'm so going! I can't wait to see my favourite tweleb there!!"
door uTatakho 13 januari 2014
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Similar to "I'd tap that". Meaning if the subject wanted to have sex or give oral, you would shave your vaginal area in order for it to happen.
A: "see the guy over there?"
B: "the one in the red shirt?"
A: "yeah.. I'd shave for him"
door roboticllama 11 mei 2014
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A hole which is to be used only by your best friend, in times of need.
It's not gay, not if you don't push back.
"I'm not gay, I was only using his bro hole"
door rufus benjamin 19 juli 2008
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A positive vernacular expression used when one sees the buttocks of another,
((usually in a pic posted on an internet board))
Expressing delight and a possible suggestion of sexual interest.
Oh lawd.. dat ass

door Dirkzen 26 februari 2009
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a lack of will or reason to run. Often lasts weeks. Comparable to writer's block.
I only ran 2 miles tonight because I just can't get past my runner's block
door Runner of the People 2 november 2009