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A girl who is exclusively after a free meal or an expensive gift. She actively seeks out dates with well-off men who will wine and dine her at upscale restaurants. She is usually physically attractive enough to make the man fall for her feminine wiles. She will rarely have sex with these men, until they spend a certain number of dollars on her. Nobody knows exactly what that number is, so the man keeps spending and spending, while the dinner whore keeps living it up.
As a mere graduate student living on a stipend, it is impossible to find a date in New York, as it is saturated with dinner whores.
door Joe Shizzle 19 februari 2005
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In an email, IM, IRC, SMS, or MUD exchange, temporarily unable to write, as through astonishment.

Compare to speechless in spoken language.
A: Remember that sick panda at the zoo?
B: Yeah.
A: She died.
B: ...I'm textless.
door Lingrad 14 juli 2005
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own
To wear clothing, accessories, or physical features (i.e. pale skin) with confidence.
"I was a little nervous about wearing such unconservative trousers, but I decided I just gotta own that shit."
door DeltaMouse 31 december 2005
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The natural effect of the slow growth and spread of a clerical worker's physical frame, across the span of years of combining vending machine snack food with an exercise regimen that consists of little more than typing, until said physical frame is confined by the spatial limitations of the worker's desk chair. Commonly applies to programmers, secretaries, and middle management. In extreme cases, can be accompanied by a non-insignificant amount of physical exertion to free the compressed rear end from the chair.
She was really slender and athletic, before she started doing data entry 60 hours a week. But after all those late nights and candy bars, she's got a real case of Chair Ass.
door teh Steve 13 december 2005
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To become extremely angry and vow consequences upon those who have caused you nuisance.
That muthafucker tried to step to my girl, so I'm gonna get buck on his ass.
door LuchaDor04 28 oktober 2003
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You've been had; you've been tricked.
Hey man, what about our deal?
Heh! You got got!
door Humpty 9 november 2003
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When a gossip columnist doesn't have enough evidence to support a claim about a celebrity, where naming said celebrity would result in a lawsuit, giving no names but mild clues to the celebrity's identity in the latest gossip.
Today's Blind Item: "Which blonde is no longer giving sweet kisses to her boy-band husband?"
door Kevyn 3 januari 2006