apr 8
The opposite of a fair-weather friend, a foul-weather friend only seeks you out if they have a problem, need a shoulder to cry on, a ride to town or someone to watch their dog, but otherwise they act as if they don't even know you. They're only your chum when they're glum.
A foul-weather friend will never call you to go out with other friends, go to a show or just go hang out, but the minute trouble comes, your foul-weather friend knows you are good old reliable you, the one who will listen when no one else will, and they act like you're their only friend. Don't expect the same in return either. When you've got a problem, they'll usually tell you not to bring them down.
#friend #fair-weather friend #glum chum #foul-weather friend #friend in need
door Reni Winter 12 mei 2006
apr 7
1. A memorable collection of mental images that one wishes to retain for master debational purposes.
2. Porn collection
1."yo, 2 o'clock, see that thong?" "yeah, that's going in the spank bank"
door rich, happy, soul-less, robot 26 januari 2004
apr 6
To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat salesmen and contractors when they want to talk to you over the phone to see if you're interested in something they have for sale, usually around dinner time.
"I'm just calling to Touch Base to see if you need our crappy product/service."
"No, fuck. Leave me alone."
door Fat Finger Tony 20 oktober 2004
apr 5
to continue drinking after coming back from a bar or party (usually at a friend's house or apartment)
"Any pussy can pregame but it takes a true boozebag to postgame."

"I pissed my bed last night because I was shotgunning tallboys till I passed out. That's the price you gotta pay for postgaming."

"I was so fucked up at the bars last night I have no clue how I was able to postgame till 6am."
#beer #drinking #busch #busch light #croctail
door Olof Carmody 22 januari 2008
apr 4
Money. Derives from the word "bills" used to describe paper currency.
Just picked up some fresh williams from the bank.

Dude I can't go to a strip club tonight, I'm running low on williams.

My wallet is bursting with some serious williams.
#olo #aba #gold top #nut sack kid #buffle
door Olof Carmody 28 januari 2008
apr 3
The time after your purchase of a good or service and before 'buyer's remorse' happens.
The moneymoon is over, I realize now that buying that boat was a waste of money.
door Wayne-K 21 april 2005
apr 2
The male version of anorexia nervosa, or any general wasting away of the body in men. This eating disorder is commonly seen in starlets but is now affecting men, where they take on the wasted appearance of starving children in third world countries.

This is more often a drug-related issue in men, than the self-esteem issue it manifests as in women.
J.Lo's man Marc Antony has totally got manorexia. The guy looks like Skeletor.
#anorexia #mary-kate olsen #j.lo #marc antony #nicole ritchie #skeletor
door Lavinia 23 december 2005
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