sep 30
Like rough anal, but referring to any type of sex which is rough.
John's girlfriend's really into intercoarse, and she has scars to show from past experience.
door Your_mum_in_my_pants 27 september 2015
sep 29
When jeans are way too tight on your junk. Limits mobility, decreases circulation, and potentially lowers sperm count.
Tim: "These new jeans I just got are really cramming my junk when I try to move, Mike."
Mike: "Sounds like you are getting jean jammed."
door jeanjamisreal 27 september 2015
sep 28
A euphemism for masturbation. Typically used by a single man or woman who has no sexual partners, save for Netflix.
Katie: "Netflix and chill for one tonight I think"
Chris: "Make sure you take off those fake nails, don't want to snag anything"
door DoctorLove 23 september 2015
sep 24
A person, usually a boy, who naturally looks mean when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Nah, he's just got a resting asshole face, he's actually really cool
door fettfri_skyr 17 september 2015
sep 23
When you imply that your amount of issues (problems) are greater than the amount of issues (magazine articles) the famous magazine company, Vogue has.
Girl: "ugh there's so much homework and errands"
Boy: "wow, you must have more issues than vogue"
Girl: "I know right!"
door beep bop 55 10 januari 2015
sep 22
The act of visiting the bathroom with the intention to only urinate, but instead relieve a little poop as well as a means to prolong the time between your next bathroom visit.
I sat down on the toilet to take a piss on my lunch break, but I thought a maintenance poop would be a good idea since I have a meeting coming up.
door Lumbertrap 18 september 2015
sep 21
Having a weak punch
It's play fighting we only be throwing pillows
door $111111 18 september 2015
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