apr 27
adj., A person who has a limited posterior. One who cannot fill out a pair of jeans.
That there is a sad case of lackoass.
door stageguy 25 februari 2011
apr 26
The sense of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not recognize your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were feeling it deserved.
I was suffering from post fartum depression when Whiskers only lazily looked up and closed her eyes.
door Ae5Ea8 3 februari 2015
apr 25
To offer prayer as a concrete solution to a problem. To, literally, run the issue "up the ladder" and wait for God to figure it out, thereby relieving you of taking any real action.
I asked the director off my daughter's school if we could switch teachers. She smiled and told me she would pray about it. She totally pray punted the issue.
door Witty mommy 3 september 2014
apr 24
The correct response to the question "what it is".
Man 1: Yo, what it is!
Man 2: You already know.
door The23rdfnordian 3 september 2007
apr 23
A lack of breast implants. Real boobs. Titties with no silicone or saline.
I swear I am the only chick in this entire gym with sansplants. Whatever. I'm rolling with it.
door Witty Mommy 27 januari 2015
apr 22
Something that happened earlier.
She called me later ago, so I am going to call her back.
door cmc53 23 februari 2011
apr 21
A list of people with whom you work and whom you would also like to murder. But you never would because you're not a murderer so it's an "office hit list" instead of just a regular hit list.
By the end of the week I had so many people on my office hit list that the entire company would be dead if I were actually a murderer. Good thing I'm not.
door Witty Mommy 31 maart 2015

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